hows:

ME

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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thatfunnyblog:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

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miind-h0ney:

<Speaking Russian>

I may or may not have done a Closet Cosplay Arvo

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ven0moth:

i need a moment

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donecstr:

effingamazayn:

leuhmpayn:

swrrve:

blowsliam:

canialldian:

so i reblog this every time and guess what happened….I met One Direction

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I ACTUALLY REBLOGGED THIS THE DAY I MET LOUIS AND ELEANOR

Guise… it works:

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Can’t pass this up

lets fucking hope this work i aint wasting no post for this dumb shit

it actually works holla

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this shit better work

For good luck. :)

is no one going to mention the fact that this has been approved by CNN so it must be true?

(Source: CNN, via trhopical)

awkward-fallen-angel:

castielandmoriarty:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

is that jody mills

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beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

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