slothblog:

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

Oh ya? Then set up ur webcam to take a pic? Where’s your ma??? She just stay there and talked while I stacked cheese and placed ur camera and took a pic???? Ya???????
hotdamn5sos:

Michael’s new tattoos!

(Source: its-anselelgort, via assdirection)

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via niallviolently)

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

(via assdirection)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via hate)

bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

(via zackisontumblr)

(Source: fatwink, via calumpayne)

xhinc:

Luke in #12 requested by anonymous
xhinc:

Clementine in #15 requested by kaylaisnotonfire12

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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(via bastille)

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via niallviolently)

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via paulandthehigginators)

sallychanscraps:

welcome to the real world kid